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| Lads are so dum all day ever say iz flop out your tits an do... | |
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| Death waits for no one...............Except for me!... | |
| Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor... | |
| Tomatos r red ashes r black go 2 hell and neva come bak!... | |
